- *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
- me: BALLIN
- me: BALL IS LIFE
- me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
- me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
Iker Casillas jumps and bats down a series of long shots in the first half, then gets totally wrong-footed and goes in the opposite direction letting in the first goal.
I love how Giants fans are all like, “It’s ok Big Time Timmy Jim, you know we’ll always love you,” and have cutesy animal nicknames for their players, and were so positive about turning their poor season around last year,
while Red Sox fans are just like, “What the hell, Breslow?!” “Oh my god, are you even trying?” “You had ONE job, Jonny,” “I’m getting really tired of your shit, guys,” “Farrell, get him out of there!” “I hate this team so much.”